TRIUMPH OF THE IGNOROIDS!
The image you’re seeing is from British Columbia, 100% fact-checked! Okok pikcha masaika nanich yakwaa, dleit kopa Bisi-illahi okok, pi dleit naika kumtuks poos nawitka!
Image credit: Discogs kah naika tl’ap okok pikcha
I’m pissed off at you people! Haiyoo saliks-tumtum naika kopa masaika!
What would Jesus do?! Tl’oonas-ikta Shisi-Kli yaka mamook?!
Jesus would be in a fantastic punk rock band and scream sense at you! Shisi-Kli aiyak yaka shanti kanamokst punk-rak band-bois pi skookum yaka wawa kopa masaika!
Boys & girls, we all know better than to read the comments, right?! Naika tenaas, kultus kopa kanawei nesaika okok “Comments”, nawitka?!
Yeah, but some of y’all been saying stupid shit there! Aa nawitka, pi, iht-iht masaika chxi alta dleit kultus masaika laboosh kopa okok “Comments”!
I’ve spent north of 15 years here, showing how Chinook Jargon is a BC Indigenous language. Fifteen sno alta, pi ilep-haiyoo kopa okok, haiyoo naika mamook poos mamook-kumtuks kanawei-tilihum kata Bisi Sawash-lalangg okok Chinook-Wawa.
Do you know how to click a fucking link?! Halo, kultus-kamooks-tilihum, masaika mitlait latett poos mamook-klik iht link?
Well then click the fucker! Wel now alta sheme’, mamook-klik!
Today I’ll add (because you dumbasses have missed the memo for 15 years)…! Okok-sun wuht naika wawa (kopa okok, 15 sno alta weik-kantzih masaika moosmoos-latett-tilihum tl’ap-kumtuks)…!
Chinook Jargon was chosen by BC’s Indigenous people for their first literacy, and because of that, 90% of preserved Chinook Jargon is Indigenous-written and in Indigenous writing! Okok Chinook-Wawa, Bisi Sawash-tilihum ankati tlaska iskum, poos ilep tlaska mamook-tz’um pi nanich-peipa!; pi kakwa, 90% okok Chinook-Wawa nesaika kumtuks, chako kopa tlaska Chinook-Peipa.
Jesus Christ! Shisi-Kli!
Bonus fact:
When you become fluent, and you can, you’ll be in a speech community that can come up with words for ‘woke’, ‘racist’, ‘libtard’, ‘fascist’, & such…if we care to spend our time speaking this endangered language insulting people! Poos maika chako-dleit-kumtuks okok weik-saiyaa mimaloos lalangg (pi tloosh-tumtum naika poos kakwa), yawa maika iht nesaika Chinook-Wawa-tilihum…pi atlki tl’oonas heilo maika tikki okok kultus-wawa, okok ‘woke’, ‘racist’, ‘libtard’, ‘fascist’!
Bonus bonus fact:
Some of my BC punk rock bona fides — I’ve seen DOA play any number of shows, and when I was roadieing for Seaweed and Rocket from the Crypt, we partied with DOA’s only female ex-drummer, she claimed, at a Vancouver bar. Fuck off 🤩
𛰅𛱁𛰃𛱂 𛰙𛱁𛱆𛰅𛱁 𛰃𛱄𛰙𛰃𛱄𛰙, 𛱆? qʰáta mayka tə́mtəm, é?
kata maika tumtum, e? Qu’en penses-tu, hein?
What do you think, eh?
And can you frickin’ say it in Chinuk Wawa?
Hey! Teach Yourself northern-dialect Chinook Jargon!
And join free Zoom sessions (no Canadian Tire money needed)…
Contact me for the Zoom link, hoser.
